Frequently asked questions

Right now, we focus on comfy wearables like t-shirts (with different fits/weights) featuring Fauxcabulary word designs, human “ratings”, Namastay anti-fitness jokes, tradie humour and more. Mugs, totes and other accessories are coming later—one coping mechanism at a time.

Most of our shirts are unisex fits designed to work across a range of body types. We strongly recommend checking the size guide on each product page before ordering—especially if you like your tees more fitted or more relaxed. If you’re between sizes, going up one size usually gives a comfier, looser fit.

Our tees are made from soft, durable cotton or cotton-blend fabrics (details are listed on each product page). In normal human language: they’re designed to feel good enough to wear on repeat, not just for one Instagram story.

Most orders are processed and printed within 3–4 business days, then passed to the carrier.

Shipping time depends on your location You’ll receive a tracking link by email as soon as your parcel is on its way.

For full details, please check our Shipping Policy.

Yes, we ship to a range of countries through our network of suppliers. We typically try to get fulfilment of your order the closest fulfilment center to optimise delivery. Estimated delivery times will appear at checkout once you enter your address.

We want you to love what you ordered.

If something arrives damaged, misprinted or not quite right, contact us within 30 days of delivery and we’ll work with you on a replacement or refund where possible. Items need to be unworn and unwashed.

Because everything is made to order, we generally can’t accept change-of-mind or wrong-size returns, so please double-check the size guide before ordering.

For all the fine print, see our Returns & Refunds Policy.

First of all: sorry, that’s not how it’s meant to go.

Please email us within 30 days with:

• Your order number
• A short description of the issue
• Clear photos of the item and problem

We’ll review it with our print provider and organise a replacement or refund where appropriate.

Yes we do! In a couple of ways:

Multi-item savings:
Buy 2 items → 10% off
Buy 3 items → 15% off
Buy 4 or more → 20% off
(Discount will automatically be applied at checkout.)

First order discount:
Sign up to our updates and you will get a coupon code to get 15% off your first order.

To keep your print looking sharp and your fabric feeling nice:

• Wash inside out, in cold water, with similar colours
• Use a gentle cycle and mild detergent
• Avoid bleach and harsh stain removers on the print
• Tumble dry low or ideally line dry
• If ironing, iron inside out and avoid the printed area

Basically: treat it like your favourite tee, not like a shop rag.